Functional Chemistry
Functional Chemistry
Four Pillars of Cellular Health Scorecard
Rate each symptom honestly to reveal where your body's foundational systems need the most support

This assessment maps the four biological systems that govern whether your body feels safe, resourced, and nourished enough to function at its fullest capacity. Rate each statement for how you feel Now and at your Past worst.

There are no right or wrong answers. The more honest you are, the more useful your results will be.

0 = Not Present 1 = Weak 2 = Mild 3 = Moderate 4 = Strong 5 = Severe
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Microbiome
0 Now Score

Gut environment, microbial diversity, and its role in hormone metabolism and immune function

Digestive Integrity
How well food breaks down and moves through the system
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel a burning or acidic sensation in my stomach after certain foods.
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I experience bloating or discomfort that worsens later in the day.
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I feel overly full after small portions of food.
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My stool has a strong or unusual odor.
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I have a coated tongue or bad breath even with good hygiene.
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My bowel movements are inconsistent (too loose, too firm, or irregular).
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I frequently feel discomfort, tightness, or cramping in my abdomen.
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I notice undigested food or oily residue in my stool.
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I burp frequently or feel food sitting in my stomach for a long time.
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I have low appetite in the morning or feel heavy after large meals.
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Microbial Diversity
The balance between beneficial and opportunistic microbes
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
My digestion has never fully recovered after antibiotic use.
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I react strongly to foods high in fiber or starch.
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My bloating tends to build throughout the day and worsens after starchy or fermented foods.
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I react poorly to probiotics or fermented foods.
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I get frequent colds, infections, or sinus issues.
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My digestion worsens when I travel or change my eating routine.
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I often crave sugar, alcohol, or refined carbohydrates.
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Barrier & Immune Interface
The gut lining and immune protection at the mucosal surface
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I experience food sensitivities or reactions that seem unpredictable.
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I get random itching or flushing without knowing the cause.
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I react to leftover foods, aged meats, or fermented drinks.
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I feel puffy or inflamed after poor sleep or high stress.
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My face or eyes swell slightly after certain meals.
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I have frequent skin issues such as rashes, eczema, or acne flares.
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I've experienced recurring sinus congestion or post-nasal drip.
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My energy drops sharply after certain meals.
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I have seasonal or environmental allergies.
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I often feel brain fog or sluggishness after eating.
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I experience joint pain or stiffness that seems unrelated to injury.
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I experience heavy periods, breast tenderness, or significant mood shifts in the week before my cycle.
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Communication Pathways
How the gut sends signals to the brain, liver, and hormones
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
My mood noticeably changes with what I eat.
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I experience anxiety, irritability, or sadness when my digestion feels off.
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I feel fatigued or mentally cloudy after heavy or processed foods.
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I notice that stress immediately affects my digestion.
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I notice changes in temperature or circulation after eating.
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I feel jittery, anxious, or wired after eating certain foods.
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I get lightheaded or spacey after eating high-carb meals.
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Metabolic Byproducts & Toxin Load
How microbial metabolites affect the body's overall balance
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel worse after high-fat or high-protein meals.
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I get headaches, nausea, or dizziness from strong smells, perfumes, or cleaning agents.
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My energy crashes mid-afternoon or after lunch.
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I wake up feeling heavy or foggy even after a full night's sleep.
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My skin breaks out or feels oily after eating certain foods.
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I notice a strong body odor or changes in sweat when my digestion is off.
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Digestive Integrity: 0/0
Microbial Diversity: 0/0
Barrier & Immune Interface: 0/0
Communication Pathways: 0/0
Metabolic Byproducts & Toxin Load: 0/0
Total Now: 0 / 230
Mitochondria
0 Now Score

Cellular energy production, oxidative stress management, and hormonal communication

Cellular Energy Output
How efficiently your body creates and sustains energy
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I wake up tired even after a full night's sleep.
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My energy crashes sharply in the afternoon or evening.
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I rely on caffeine or sugar to get through the day.
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I feel drained after mild physical or mental effort.
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My muscles fatigue quickly or feel heavy during activity.
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I struggle to start the day without stimulants or multiple alarms.
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I feel wired but tired at night and have trouble winding down.
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I experience brain fog or difficulty concentrating when fatigued.
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My body feels weak or out of charge even without exertion.
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Redox & Inflammation Control
How well cells handle oxidative stress, detoxification, and repair
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel sore or inflamed without clear injury or exercise.
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My body takes longer to recover from workouts or illness.
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I experience puffiness, swelling, or water retention.
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I get headaches or pressure that worsen with stress, fatigue, alcohol, or medication.
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I am sensitive to chemical smells, smoke, or cleaning agents.
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My skin looks dull, inflamed, or ages quickly under stress.
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My skin breaks out or looks congested after stress or poor diet.
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I feel overheated or can't tolerate temperature changes well.
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I bruise easily or heal slowly from cuts or scrapes.
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I feel toxic or unwell after processed or greasy foods.
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Hormonal Communication
Mitochondria influence adrenal, thyroid, and sex hormones
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel shaky, irritable, or anxious when I miss meals.
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I gain weight easily, especially around the midsection.
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My menstrual cycle or mood rhythm is irregular or intense.
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I often feel unusually cold, especially in hands or feet.
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My energy drops sharply under stress or emotional tension.
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I experience insomnia or early-morning waking between 1 and 4 AM.
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My mood swings or irritability worsen with fatigue.
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I experience strong irritability, sadness, or fatigue around my menstrual cycle.
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My heart sometimes races or skips beats when I'm anxious or tired.
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My heart rate feels irregular or fast at rest.
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My reproductive health has felt compromised or inconsistent in ways that have not been fully explained.
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My libido is consistently low or absent.
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Metabolic Rigidity & Oxygen Utilization
How well cells use oxygen and switch between fuel sources
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel lightheaded, dizzy, or short of breath with mild activity.
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I tire quickly climbing stairs or walking uphill.
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I have poor tolerance for fasting or skipping meals.
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My hands and feet are often cold or clammy.
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I feel foggy or sleepy in stuffy indoor environments.
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My energy feels unpredictable, sometimes hyper, sometimes flat.
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I get anxious, shaky, or weak when blood sugar drops.
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Cellular Energy Output: 0/0
Redox & Inflammation Control: 0/0
Hormonal Communication: 0/0
Metabolic Rigidity & Oxygen Utilization: 0/0
Total Now: 0 / 210
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Minerals
0 Now Score

Electrolyte balance, enzymatic function, heavy metal burden, and structural support

Electrolyte Balance
Hydration, voltage, and stress buffering
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel lightheaded when standing up quickly.
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I crave salt or very salty foods.
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I get muscle cramps or twitching, especially at night.
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I feel dehydrated even when I drink plenty of water.
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My energy dips after sweating or heat exposure.
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I urinate frequently and wake at night to pee.
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My blood pressure runs low or fluctuates with stress.
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I'm sensitive to heat, sauna, or hot baths.
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I get headaches if I don't drink fluids regularly.
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Enzymatic Cofactors
Mineral keys for digestion, detox, and repair
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I have poor tolerance for high-protein or fatty meals.
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I notice slow digestion or feel heavy after eating.
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My skin, hair, or nails are brittle, weak, or slow to grow.
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I bruise easily or notice wounds and cuts taking longer to close than expected.
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I get recurrent mouth sores, cracks at lip corners, or a pale tongue.
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I feel nauseous or uneasy when taking multivitamins or supplements.
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I'm sensitive to alcohol, medications, or chemical smells.
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I experience constipation or very sluggish bowels.
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Heavy Metal Mimicry
Toxic elements displacing essential minerals
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I have a metallic taste, unusual mouth sensations, or tingling.
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I experience persistent brain fog or poor word recall.
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I feel anxious, wired, or unsettled without clear reason.
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I'm unusually sensitive to fragrances, exhaust, or smoke.
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I get headaches after canned, reheated, or restaurant foods.
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I notice numbness, pins-and-needles, or vibration sensations.
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I react strongly to certain fish, fillings, or old plumbing exposure.
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My sleep is restless with vivid dreams or night sweats.
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I have had significant exposure to amalgam dental fillings or high-mercury fish over my lifetime.
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Structural & Nervous Support
Mineralized tissues and electrical signaling
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I have tooth sensitivity, enamel wear, or frequent dental issues.
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My joints ache or feel unstable with normal activity.
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I experience heart palpitations or fluttering at rest.
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My hands or feet are frequently cold or tingly.
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My startle response is exaggerated — jumpy, easily startled.
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I get eye twitches, facial tics, or restless legs.
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I feel tense or tight in the neck and shoulders most days.
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Bright lights, loud sounds, or screens overwhelm me easily.
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Mineral Transport & Absorption
Stomach acid, protein carriers, and gut uptake
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel burning, reflux, or a sour taste after meals.
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I get bloating or discomfort from mineral supplements.
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I feel worse with very cold drinks or iced water.
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I rely on or have relied on antacids or acid-suppressing medication to manage digestion.
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I feel weak or sleepy after large, mixed meals.
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I notice undigested food in stool or frequent stool changes.
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Acid-Base & pH Buffering
CO2 balance, bicarbonate buffering, and fatigue
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I sigh, yawn, or feel short of breath under mild stress.
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I get air hunger or need to mouth-breathe at night.
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I feel flushed, buzzy, or headachy after intense screen time.
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I feel worse with very intense exercise or fast breathing.
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I experience pins-and-needles or numbness during anxiety.
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Carbonated drinks or carbonated water make me feel off.
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Endocrine-Mineral Feedback
How minerals affect adrenal, thyroid, and sex hormone signaling
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel a mid-afternoon crash followed by a second wind at night.
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I crave chocolate or salty foods under stress.
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I feel dizzy, shaky, or spacey when I skip meals.
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I feel worse after too much coffee or green tea.
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I have low motivation or mood dips in cloudy weather.
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I feel puffy or bloated around my period or after stress.
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My hair feels dry, brittle, or thin despite good diet.
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I get a second wind late at night that keeps me awake well past when I should be asleep.
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My cycles are longer than 35 days or shorter than 24 days.
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I experience significant PMS or premenstrual mood changes.
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Electrolyte Balance: 0/0
Enzymatic Cofactors: 0/0
Heavy Metal Mimicry: 0/0
Structural & Nervous Support: 0/0
Mineral Transport & Absorption: 0/0
Acid-Base & pH Buffering: 0/0
Endocrine-Mineral Feedback: 0/0
Total Now: 0 / 305
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Quantum Nervous System
0 Now Score

Autonomic nervous system regulation, circadian biology, emotional terrain, and bioelectrical signaling

Vagal Regulation & Stress Response
The body's ability to shift between safety, focus, and rest
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel constantly on edge or unable to relax fully.
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My digestion shuts down when I'm anxious or rushed.
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I hold tension in my jaw, neck, or shoulders most of the day.
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My breathing is shallow, especially when stressed.
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I experience sudden heart palpitations or chest tightness without exertion.
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I feel anxious or overstimulated after social situations.
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Loud noises or bright lights make me jump or feel irritable.
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I have difficulty calming down after a stressful event.
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I often clench my jaw, grind my teeth, or feel pressure in my temples.
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My hands or feet tingle, sweat, or go numb during anxiety.
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I notice my heart rate takes a long time to return to normal after stress or exercise.
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Circadian & Light Biology
Alignment with natural light and dark cycles and electromagnetic cues
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep through the night.
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I rely on screens or bright light late into the night.
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I feel groggy or unmotivated in the morning.
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I crave caffeine or sugar mid-morning to wake up.
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My mood drops during winter or cloudy weather.
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I feel restless or wired late at night even when tired.
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I feel significantly more fatigued and mentally dull indoors than when spending time outside.
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I experience headaches or fatigue from screen time or fluorescent lighting.
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I have irregular meal or sleep timing that throws off my energy.
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Emotional & Trauma Storage
How unresolved emotion imprints within the body and nervous system
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
My body tenses or flinches when recalling past stress.
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I feel emotionally numb or detached when overwhelmed.
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I experience sudden waves of emotion without clear cause.
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I avoid stillness or silence because it feels uncomfortable.
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My symptoms worsen during emotional conflict or loss.
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I struggle to express emotions and tend to hold them in.
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I feel a sense of pressure or heaviness in my chest when stressed.
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My mood shifts quickly between calm and reactive states.
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I have trouble trusting my body's signals or intuition.
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I feel exhausted after processing emotional conversations.
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Environmental Sensitivity and Nervous System Load
How the nervous system responds to light, sound, technology, and indoor versus outdoor environments
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel fatigued or mentally foggy after extended time in front of screens or in technology-heavy environments.
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I experience tinnitus, buzzing, or ringing that worsens with prolonged screen time or sensory overstimulation.
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I get headaches or pressure after extended time in artificially lit or high-stimulation indoor environments.
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My sleep quality worsens on days with high screen exposure or significant artificial light in the evening.
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I feel scattered or unfocused after long periods indoors.
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I feel noticeably dysregulated or unsettled when I go extended periods without time outdoors or in nature.
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I feel drained or irritable after being in crowds or busy environments.
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I feel mentally absent, as though I am going through the motions without fully inhabiting my body or space.
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Sensory Processing & Grounding
Integration of sensory input and body awareness
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I'm easily startled by sudden sounds or movements.
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I feel overwhelmed by loud music, crowds, or strong smells.
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I forget to breathe deeply when concentrating or stressed.
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I frequently drop things, bump into objects, or lose track of my body in space.
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I feel disconnected from my body or outside myself.
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I experience vertigo, imbalance, or motion sensitivity.
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I have difficulty relaxing my body even when my mind feels tired.
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I feel heavy, foggy, or spacey after being indoors too long.
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Identity & Belief Patterns
Core beliefs about the body, self-worth, and fertility that shape nervous system safety
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel like my body is failing me or letting me down.
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I carry a quiet sense of shame or inadequacy about not being pregnant yet.
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I find myself believing that something is fundamentally wrong with me.
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I feel guilt about past choices that I worry may have affected my fertility.
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I have a persistent fear that I will never conceive no matter what I do.
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I feel like I am running out of time in a way that creates constant underlying anxiety.
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I often compare my journey to others who conceive effortlessly and feel defeated.
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I have difficulty fully trusting that my body is capable of what I am hoping for.
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Relational & Isolation Patterns
How this journey has affected connection, partnership, and community
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I feel isolated in this journey in a way that is hard to explain to people around me.
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I withdraw from social situations involving pregnant women or babies because it feels too painful.
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I find it difficult to talk openly with my husband or partner about the emotional weight of this.
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I feel resentment or grief when people around me announce pregnancies.
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I have pulled away from friendships or community because of the emotional cost.
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I feel like my relationship with my husband has been strained or changed by this experience.
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Safety & Surrender Patterns
The body's ability to shift from protection mode into creation mode
Now: 0  |  Past: 0
I find it difficult to relax fully because I am always waiting for the next disappointment.
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I feel a persistent sense of grief that I cannot fully release or process.
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I have difficulty feeling hopeful without immediately bracing for it not to work.
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I notice that my body feels different during emotionally heavy seasons of this journey.
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I struggle to trust God or a higher power through this season in the way I want to.
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I find it hard to be present in daily life because my mind is constantly in the future or processing the past.
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Vagal Regulation & Stress Response: 0/0
Circadian & Light Biology: 0/0
Emotional & Trauma Storage: 0/0
Environmental Sensitivity and Nervous System Load: 0/0
Sensory Processing & Grounding: 0/0
Identity & Belief Patterns: 0/0
Relational & Isolation Patterns: 0/0
Safety & Surrender Patterns: 0/0
Total Now: 0 / 405
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